That does NOT make me feel better. Russian roulette has better odds (about 17%), and I wouldn’t “play” that either.

I really hope you are right. I am starting to get scared again.

hah and im not good at reading. i got to here

That’s not it. Suits are designed to hide you worst features if they’re made right. His problem is he has no taste. He doesn’t know what looks good and has too much of an ego to let an expert fit and dress him so what you wind up with is this sloppy mess.

According to the news it should really be the “down there” blouse, the “genitals” blouse, or the “p-word” blouse.

I paid $15 for a monogrammed mousepad on Etsy and it makes my cubicle feel fancy as fuck.

What pattern?

Sexism and racism. That’s why. They couldn’t bring themselves to accept a black president. They can’t bring themselves to accept a female one either.

The thing about autoimmune diseases is that, while they manifest in different locations and ways, all of them are ultimately the same thing. Autoimmunity is autoimmunity. If the medical community can tackle it as one broad condition, we may be able to reduce or cure ALL of them.

I’d never heard narcolepsy was autoimmune- it certainly makes sense when you think of it. We are definitely coming to realize just how many ailments are, at base, autoimmune, and that we need to get serious about treatment.

I find this sort of gross. He wasn’t there. It’s pretty unreasonable to expect a bodyguard to be with their client 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Even big beefy German dudes need to go to the bathroom and sleep. And posting these tweets seems to be implicitly mocking him for seemingly not being super bright which - I…

One bodyguard for the three of them is kind of ridiculous. Not blaming them or the guard, but in general, they need much more than that, given who they are and what they’re likely to have on their persons.

Yes, but if he had an even half competent staff, they’d have a full lineup of people willing to tell these stories.

They do a horrible job explaining it, but their point seems to be that Hillary went after the various women Bill was involved with, in an effort to discredit them. They get hung up trying to shorthand it and end up sounding like idiots, but if I didn’t have a soul and they paid me a lot of money, I’d have whipped up…

People who don’t vote are even stupider than Trump voters, so that’s not reassuring.

Trump is on record as saying that American wages are too high and workers make too much money which is why jobs are going overseas. Of course when he was called on it by Bernie Sanders he denied he said it (as usual), but he let his real intentions out.

Meanwhile, my middle class parents and sister, living in a blue state (thank God), believe that Trump will restore the US to some halcyon days they’ve never experienced themselves. I feel like they’re the most dangerous kind of racists - the ones who refuse to believe racism even exists, but that a class war is being…

There’s actually a logical explanation for the bags of feces - often there was some sort of plumbing issue and the hoarder was too ashamed of the house to let a plumber inside, so they stopped using the toilet and started pooping in other things (and then not clearing out the shitty stuff because hoarder). That or the…

Marriage is about compromise.