Mr. Finger you are a treasure. Thank you for saving Midweek Madness. This has been a throughly enjoyable experience.

What’s also disturbing is that the character is supposed to be a half brown/half white character, hence the non-Indian last name. But Priyanka isn’t half white soooo....come on ABC.

watching Steph Curry and the Warriors lose to LeBron James and the Cavaliers

Sadly, I am guessing that this rumor is true. Who is taking care of those babies?

Is that true? It sounds disgusting. I need it immediately.

No, but I doubt cruise drives them either.

now that we’ve identified her, everyone go find her and tell her to RUN before miscavige gets to her. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KATIE HOMES. YOU IN DANGER GIRL

Is that the cat in the ass?

Rihanna’s dating an athlete. “Oh na na, what’s the game,” you ask?

When I was in college my school had a student exchange program with the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. There were only a few slots and it was very competitive. I applied and didn’t get accepted. You know who did get accepted to St. Andrews that year? Prince William and Kate Middleton. I guess what I’m trying…

If that is the body you get from smoking pot and eating jelly beans and twiz all day, sign me up.

That’s the thing tho-is anybody really ever expecting a cat? Don’t they generally sneak up on your shit, sort of like the Spanish Inquisition?

Don’t be so sure...

Yanno, neither Kim K. nor sheer dresses are really my thing, but this is very striking. I actually like it.

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“He’s been paid more than $10.5 million by the federal government to do all that.”

Our tax payer dollars at work, I suppose, and yet people get their tits in a twist about a woman in front of them at the grocery story buying Doritos with food stamps.

Stahhhhppppp. I can’t handle this.

And hugs and head scritches!!!

ALL the treats.

Surely there was rosebudding involved.