you are awesome

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

Most boring feud ever.

Swish already happened; it used to be a term for “a flamboyant gay man” back in the ‘40s and ‘50s.

look what i found

if i wore black lipstick i would look sick

yes one hundred times yes

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

I love Cher to distraction but sometimes when I read her tweets I get very concerned that she’s had a stroke and needs medical attention.

What ever happened to that Marc Jacobs truther we had running around?
I miss the days when trolls were just crazy and hilarious instead of mean.
(although they may not have been trolling, I think maybe they actually believed the stuff they said.)

ETA: Also I apparently like Marc Jacobs because both these outfits are…

That would be a grammar issue. In French almost every noun must be preceded by an article (le/la/les-the, un/une-a). I would focus more on the racist avatar objection, because the French are particular about grammar and usage. You’d have to get the Académie française on your side to change it and that’s probably not…

What do you know? A literal torching of his job prospects.

Not wanting to call someone a Jew or a Mexican makes it seems like you think there’s something wrong with being one. Like you think those are derogatory terms. Would you have trouble calling someone from Russia a Russian, or someone from Germany a German? Or someone from Guatemala a Guatemalan?

It's amazing how many stories start at fast food chains and end up with meth. Maybe I have that backwards...