It must be noted that Clarence Thomas was the 1 in the 8-1 vote in a case that Scalia said was “really easy.”

If there ever was a pure definition of On Fleek Eyebrows; that lady should be in Websters.

“Caitlyn” seems a bit young to me. Like, in my mind, someone named Caitlyn works as the assistant shift manager at her local J.Crew and spends her weekends bridesmaid-ing for her Delta Gamma sisters.

JESSICA LANGE IS WHO YOU ARE THINKING OF

Good for her. I've read it's been a struggle for her. Hopefully it is healthy baby.

Congratulations, you managed to look even more self-obsessed than Kim and Kanye.

I know it’s popular to hate on them, but I’m happy for them. They seem like they really love their daughter and they do a lot of the dirty stuff themselves that they could have handed off to a nanny. They’ve publicly said how they want more kids, so good for them.

No wait...I got it!

Here comes lil Beyoncé West!

I’m sure you’re right. I’m still trying to learn to pace myself. The thing that is annoying is I can literally walk just as fast as I can run for any extended period of time. At least I'm still trying I suppose.

My brain always draws a really unhelpful conclusion from inspirational stories like these: why do today what I can put off until I’m 70.

Remember when it was just young go-getters who were making us feel bad about ourselves?

I’m a runner in my 30’s and there’s no way I could ever complete a marathon, let alone 16. I’m in awe of this woman.

AND her lipstick game is more on point than mine.

After reading the item about Kardashians scared to turn 19 I love, nay, adore hearing about a 70 year old who was able to run for longer than they’ve been alive.

That is faster than I could run a marathon, and I’m sixty years her junior. What an amazing lady.

Well fuck my life very much.

Dude. If running will keep me looking like that at 92, I’m starting tomorrow.

That’s a parasite. Cat scratch fever is a bacteria.