It's worse, actually. Men's feelings are deep and noble. Women's are annoying and bitchy and due to periods that make them nag. Plus babies. If we can't have them, we are doomed for crimes or suicide or sluttiness....

“Unless you’re hot, in which case I’ll take notice.”

For real! I’ve been reading Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan novels which are fucking PHENOMENAL and not chick lit in the slightest, and the covers make them look Nicholas Sparks novels or some shit. http://elenaferrante.com/

You’re the best, as always! In lieu of flowers, please accept this link. http://the-toast.net/2013/11/04/mal…

Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

I don’t know. I kinda think you just have to suck it up if you live in a tourist area.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Well, for one thing, a dead tree can decompose and become a vital part of the forest ecosystem. The metal lock? Not so much.

I’m feeling cynical today so my first thought was- who cares? most of those couples probably already broke up anyway so meh. Why are people wasting time in Paris doing this anyway? Don’t they know there are crepes to be eaten? Crepes with nutella and peanuts???

Stuff like this always reminds me of the time when I went to London. I wanted to visit Abbey Road and did and saw all the messages written on the gates outside and then thought, you know, why don’t I take my shoes off and walk across the road.

Ugh. People are so bad. I was just on a beautiful hiking trail and saw a lock through a hole in a dead tree. This is a selfish and destructive way to show your “love” and I hope people see the folly in it.

iirc they didn’t cause part of the bridge to collapse, they caused the fencing to collapse which is not as big a deal (still a problem but not a huge problem).
idc though, I’ve got no horse in this race and if they want to make it so that people can’t do them anymore whatevs.

Overcompensating for something with a lock that size.

Why thank you. :)

F’s for everyone!

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

I’ve taught you well, grasshopper. Thank you.

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

No no no. Shade is like when you get a sunburn without direct exposure and a burn is like standing in the sun for 4 hours without sunblock with no protection whatsoever. Shade is nuanced, indirect, discreet. It can take hours to realize you've been burned. A burn is direct, unapologetic, and out in the open. You know…