I’m a black woman. Clinton employed the Southern Strategy in 08. I’m not really feeling much.

Yeah it’s like when Hillary Clinton maligned a 12-year old rape victim.

I get tortured prose like this all the time from my college students. In fact, I had a finals grading flashback as I read the excerpt.

It’s a thing, and should be a thing, because Bernie’s your basic white straight liberal guy, on whose radar “regarding women as actual people and acknowledging and dealing with terrible shit guys do to women daily” is nowhere to be found.

Dear Eldritch,

“You guyssssss, I just dropped four hits of acid and had a revelation about gender politics that will blow your fragile little minds!"

fuck this fat-shaming

Fuck.

This just sounds like a kind of weird 20 something trying to be edgy, but it’s perfect pearl clutching material

They're cool until you need an abortion, even if you'll die if you can't get one.

It sounds like Bernie was trying WAY to hard to be deep and it’s coming back to bite him in the butt.

Dear Ireland,

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

Oh Lenny...I had a sex dream about you once. Get it together.

That Adrien Grenier Tweet... good to know that he is as out of touch with reality as I imagined him to be.

good lord J.Lo. That is some intense filter.

I recently asked a pal, “Who even does PCP anymore?” and his reponse was “Dirty French [as in Quebecers] punks.” :-/

Compared to Chelsea, the bullshit is low level. Not that anyone should have their picture held upon on national tv and called a dog at 13 (like Chelsea, thanks RW media!). But they have been constrained.

Seriously. I can’t even make snarky jokes about this, because this is legit disturbing. Poor kid.

What!?! No graphs? No lists? No snappy clickbait title... I like it, common sense. Now you just need people to follow through on it.