Mr. Trump, are the rumors true that you will build a Trump Tower in Wakanda to help repair relations with the African nation?

Wakanda FOREVER!

The tensile strength of his scrotum will decide that.

It’s funny how Ajit Pai is a person of color, he’s Indian, and his parents are immigrants, and yet he’s sided with the exact kind of ultra-conservative groups and policies that actively work against people like him, as well as ordinary working-class people in general. He’s a traitor, not just to Barack Obama, but to…

With him preferably still attached to it.

Ajit Pai’s testicles should be crushed in a vise, and then the vise should be thrown off of a steep cliff.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Oh, so you heard my speech to the TV as well? We can co-author our paper.

I find your research intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

Yes.

Doesn’t change the fact that almost half the voting population voted for him. Beyond gross.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Congratulations Alabama!

Just wanted to make this clear.

But they were written and/or directed by white folks so not really in keeping with the title of the article unless you were to consider the actor as a driving force behind them.

“Mack DOS” does make a certain perverse sense.

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

The Quicker Fucker Upper