goddamn carpenter is ugly

Oh, won’t someone think of the chichi diners?!?!

same

Nice, now we’ve got him arguing with himself!

1) Terry Collins sounds like he’s drunkenly yelling on the street at 3am

2) Lots of people are talking about how awesome these are, here’s an old mic’d one:

This is the dumbest take ever. He was literally in the last final of that big stage you’re talking about. If Messi’s a WC flop, then Ibrahimovic is a fuckin’ disaster.

This comment is everything.

lol this was a called strike three bucko

Because they do this literally daily but it’s usually not a celebrity. They got unlucky.

This article/concept needs the 10,000 word Simmons treatment.

If SFA was really worried about their players experiencing racism, they wouldn’t put them up in Canton.

Uh the nicknames were the best part. I won many a game with T. Bambino and M. Thurman swattin’ dingers.

Honorable mention to that absolutely gorgeous Capitals tip in

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

well i’m sick of getting notifications that i’m being ratioed every time i come to this page so maybe i was wrong about her being competitive with men. that said, i always thought a top woman golfer would be middle of the pack in the PGA... anyway glad to read the people who are like “you’re wrong dumbass but yeah…

If you can’t call Serena the greatest all-time because she didn’t play against a set of people, then you can’t call Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, etc. the greatest either. Either Serena is the greatest all-time, or the leagues should be integrated. Pick one. Because Serena might not be able to beat Roger,…

COTY

Yeah that is realllly gross.

it’s cool but until he can get outs with it, like honestly who cares

funky buttlovin’