Traveling alone during the day: incredible. Do as much or as little as you want, as quickly or slowly as you want, whatever you want. At night: lonely af. This applied both when I was in Germany for a week by myself and when I went to Joshua Tree by myself.

Off-topic: What is that picture? Does the capitol have a little choo-choo train? Can I ride it?

Hey bro, how many swastikas do you need to see?

i feel like him and trump golfing in the same foursome would lead to a singularity of some kind

Thank you for this piece. I support Assata Shakur and Linda Sarsour. And anyone who uses the phrase “cop-killer” is a fascist.

If you buy a Yankees jersey with a name on it, you should have your fandom stripped from you.

Yes, I am old.

Rangers staffer later said he assumed a .200 average was okay.

Our city gave them half a billion dollars. We won’t forget this.

I’m sorry but it is absolutely racist to be “not attracted” to a certain race. There is a not a single physical characteristic—not skin tone, not hair color—that ties all black people (or any race) together, so it can’t be something physical that turns your friend off. Race is a social, cultural construct (as is…

Don’t understand the hate for Beane. In the playoffs 8/18 times with the near lowest payroll in the league ain’t bad, and they’ve been unlucky *as hell* in the playoffs. Don’t give me the “Beane’s shit doesn’t work in the playoffs” routine, they lost four LDS’ 3-2 in a row. That’s nothing but bad luck. The playoffs…

Looks like there’s a timekeeper, but the official clock is that thing they put their hands on at the front of the table, no? Starts when the hands leave, stops when they return. It’s easier to see in the linked video of the world record where the kid has a huge boner.

“What defines me? ... ... ... Ryan Lochte!”

What is this, the news for wombats??

You can’t critique a home run... I’ll just say that I love the A-Rod swing that results in the Mark Bellhorn Pesky Pole opposite field HR.

Sounds like the guy needs serious help :/

If it’s out of respect for the office, maybe they should ask to just see the office without him.

When we would play NHL 2003, my buddy loved to make a line out of Numminen, Niinimaa, and Nieminen.

Chill out dude.

Oh yes, this turkey is more than a little dry.