Dispatch from Baltimore: UA is headquartered here and recently reached a controversial deal with the city to purchase a BUTTLOAD of land called Port Covington to build a huge “campus” in exchange for tax breaks from the city (Tax-Increment Financing or a TIF). The city has given out TIFs before under the guise of…

Lacrosse names get worse every year, I can’t believe this team has TWO “Flawless Hidden-Ball Tricks.” Anyway, why did they pull one of them off?

I agree Julien isn’t the main problem, but I think he had to go at this point. He’s a great coach and he’ll get another job. I’m a Detroit fan and we may never have a coach better than Babcock again, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t time for a change. Or that it isn’t... again....

Rudy said Trump asked him to draft a ban on Muslims (his words!) “legally,” so he did. It might not be a ban on all Muslims yet, but it sure as hell is a Muslim ban.

Well in that case I’m a lifelong Rochester Rattlers fan. Also, I died.

Okay I really wanted this to be a nice break. Then I saw Sakic ranked ahead of Yzerman—no, *cruelly* ranked *one spot* ahead of Yzerman. I’m now wracked with existential confusion.

Are you

FUCKING

If you’re a lifelong Avs fan that means you’re 22 at the oldest, which means you’re banned from calling anything “lifelong.”

Man, I remember growing up, all the asshole kids would demand apologies from me. Really traumatizing.

Oh so we can say “clearly on the spectrum” instead of “fucking gay and retarded,” now? Thank god, thanks for the tip.

I get it. I’m just saying Deadspin rn sounds a lot like the ppl responding to Hample’s tweet, or the 82nd Airborne Div. That’s not very, erm, on brand.

Can I ask what the problem is? A veteran obviously sold him this ticket. Take it up with that person. This guy cares more about getting baseballs than any 8-year-old or veteran than I know, and maybe you think that’s sick, fine, but in that case you don’t think this guy’s an asshole, you think he needs help. Either…

Can’t vote... none of the evils are lesser enough.

I’m a bit surprised they didn’t rule the play dead immediately.

I was like... and they’re not even on skates...

Is no one going to point out that that kid got a face full of dick and balls

Question: Is this or Modric’s volley vs. Turkey the highlight of the summer? I think it’s really close.

“to smote?” /tensepoliceout

lol. “Any mention of [most successful team in North American sports] is countered by [COWBOY UP that one time]!”