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I'm not sure if I'm reading this right, but yeah. Having been involved in some hiring, if you just treat people like people, you end up with a pretty diverse group. If, say, you think you're being neutral but all twelve of your writers end up white men, that's definitely not a coincidence.

Pretty sure he was talking about Lesley there tho.

I would say, having traveled fairly extensively through Eurasia, and America, that the historical legacy has been best preserved in Asia, followed by Europe, followed by America. I wouldn't call myself an expert, but would expect that a large part of the looting that has happened in South America, Africa, and Asia was

Distinctly Western?

I believe this sorta thing is what she's designing:

Oh for fuck's sake, get off your "perv" bandwagon. What are you going to see in the subway? Are people gonna go home and fap to blurry shots of low tops or ankles or tight yoga pants?

That popping sound was my brain being overwhelmed by jealously. I mean, uh, seven year old me. Adult me would never throw a tantrum because someone else got to go to the "secret tasting lab" and not my class and we never do anything cool and you probably have a turtle too and your teacher brings cupcakes you jerk.

Eh, they both seemed a little derivative of the 1972 classic Fundamental Forces.

Oh god that is driving me crazy. Vertical video is bad enough, but then you have your black bars sway and wiggle? AHHHHHHHH

Once I took a field trip to an ice cream dairy. Wooshing machines, giant tubs of churning cream, waterfalls of chocolate and fruit syrups, everyone in smocks and safety goggles, it was magical. Also, we all got to eat ice cream.

Um, pretty sure that's not a private tracker you need to buy invites to on the Silk Road. In fact, I think you can get one just with your email address.

Careful, Ponies. Notice how everyone immediately rose to defend creep-shooters and decry those strutting harlots who might not want their gym clothes used as reddit fap fodder? You're dangerously close to starting a full-on rage tantrum.

Haha that one totally worked on me. I swear it was like "wait, did we move in together? How long have you not had your own place?"

*dwag

Yeah, actually, we can see that. Don't let internet comment sections fool you - about 80% of Americans oppose the shutdown. We just don't have a very firm grip on our government right now.

Hey, the observatory at my school uses one of these, always wondered what it was for. Also, if you get too stoned it's a great landmark to find your way around, they point it straight up and you can see that thing from anywhere.

I love my Ouya! As a broke-ass single dad, I didn't have the money or, frankly, time, to invest in a real console. My Ouya basically acts as a media center - netflix and pandora are the two most-opened apps - with the occasional fun game thrown in. And there are (finally) some really good ones too - Towerfall, Endless

That was a couple firmware updates ago, lag isn't a problem anymore. I think what has caused so much backlash is the state the Ouya shipped in—it was almost unusable. These days it's a whole lot better, some great games, but I wonder if it's too late to win back consumer support now.

Into their new stuff? I feel like undun is one of the best albums ever released but can't get anyone to agree with me.

Still no netflix? I consider that a utility-level service.