I never do. But I did once have a girlfriend who considered it tantamount to cheating if I thought about someone else while masturbating, which seemed insane.

Holy shit. Move to Austin, or something.

Hahaha, oh man. Yeah, totally, it's like I help people paint the picture of their lives together. Only $180/hr.

Nah I was just giving you shit for some reason - breaking double/triple pine boards are a good way to condition. But seriously tho, this guy should not need the boards they use for little kids.

Dude, really? We always used oak.

As a lifelong marital artist, I would probably not trust a 'black belt' dressed as a combination nascar driver and tekken character.

Roll my pants leg? Listen, It's been over a hundred since early June, and this summer I have begun experimenting on how high I can casually roll my shorts.

Where do you think the energy goes? Into the sky? I'm not trying to be a dick, but, yunno, the laws of thermodynamics. We have a natural energy use—essential functions alone use around 1000-1200kC/day—and then exercise, heat regulations, etc, on top of that.

I dunno, probably some of them. But I've been lucky enough to have courted some frank and belligerent women.

Shit! I knew it!

Me too! If a three year old can figure this out it really shouldn't be too much for fully grown men.

Altho, you just gave me a great idea for a very disruptive dating app.

As an uncircumcised dude, this is news to me. I mean, I get the occasional hummer, and no one has ever been like "woah, no way skin-head, I aint going near that" or reacted in any way but positively. But, would I just be drowning in them if I was cut? Would blow jobs be raining from the sky? Would I literally be…

Eww! Gross! Really?!

No, but, as an uncircumcised man... that's just part of the routine. Not washing your dick would be like not brushing your teeth - just not ever okay.

The fact that something is simple doesn't mean it's easy. Yes, we all process foods differently, have different metabolisms, etc. Going on a diet will often make your body conserve energy. That all changes the rate in which we burn calories. But it doesn't change the fact that using more calories than you consume will…

All of this is a distraction. Eat well, exercise lots, and focus on health rather than weight. It's actually incredibly simple (not saying that makes it easy), people have been doing it for all of human history. All of this nonsense is just trying to complicate things (in order to sell stuff, mainly) and this article…

The laws of thermodynamics have been disproved? Please - all that study is saying is that 'counting calories' alone isn't enough. That's because counting calories only focuses on the 'calories in' part of the equation and not the 'calories out' part, which is affected by diet, genetics, etc. The basic idea that the…

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Woah ah shit, that was supposed to say "how often do you hear black people..."

Yeah, but how often do you black people talk about beards in the same reverential tones as white folk? The beard memes, festivals, etc, all pretty shockingly white.