Oh yeah, I know. It does seem like the cultural obsession with beards is a mainly white phenomena tho, but I was mainly joking.

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This article is about the virtual components of real relationships, not virtual relationships. Like, the games and media you shared with a real life boy/girlfriend, and how to deal with that.

Okay bye! See you in the lake!

Oh, I'm all about acknowledging sexuality. But like, I skinny dip with my family and stuff. It really doesn't always have to be sexual.

I dunno. I've definitely gone skinny dipping where half the fun was the flirtatious-yet-carefully-unacknowleged sexuality (like, say, with my college orientation group), but also will just throw off my pants and jump in the lake when I'm with my dude bros and it's no big deal.

Hahaha. As a (waaaay alpha) man, who has had numerous jobs and currently has two, I can personally attest that I have never had a job where I wasn't working for someone else, and/or felt that some of the job duties were somewhat undignified. I kinda thought that was how jobs worked? Is there some magic "skip straight…

Run the Jewels

The Humble Bundle app works fine on the Ouya, and games download perfectly — but if they haven't been designed for controller input (some have, most haven't) you're kinda screwed.

You're still having controller lag? Mine was totally fixed with the last firmware update.

Don't have a fancy console or a smart tv, this gives me indie games, good couch multiplayer, and netflix/streaming music for $99. Seemed hard to beat, been fun to mess with so far.

That is one perspective, for sure. But a near-proffessional gamer with every single modern console, a gaming PC, an iPad, a 3DS, and a Vita is maaaybe not the only type of gamer in the world.

You know what white people really really love? Pretending to have native ancestry. You know how many of them actually do? Almost fucking none of them.

Lilo and Stitch was pretty well done. Mulan, Pocahontas, and Aladdin all relied pretty heavily on cheap stereotypes and pretty, uh, 'racial' humor.

You understand that the first eight you mention are all white, right? We're really gonna start pretending that "brunette" is an ethnicity?

Right? Why can't we just suspend our belief in a world where non-white people are treated as equal?

That's a bit disturbing. Being mixed race, I don't particularly look like either of my parents. Growing up in our racist ass society is hard, sure, but the answer shouldn't be "never mix the races!"

I had Trouble Getting to Solla Sollew:

No, it's not reality. It's a fantasy where the only children are white children. Claiming Dr. Seuss is not part of the problem is insane, was my point.

Don't give me that shit.