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It's just, sometimes it would be nice to talk about racism without the conversation immediately becoming about white people. How racism affects white people, how white people are judged unfairly, etc. I don't actually have anything against you tho, I was just making a joke.

You know what is actually life ruining? Racism. You really expect me to be all "boo hoo" for a multi-millionaire racist shitbag?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE???

Life ruining? Yes, poor thing will have to retreat to her plantation mansion and tens of millions of dollars, until the inevitable Oprah comeback. I only hope she can find a way to make do.

About 12, post-9/11. A lot of very interesting thoughts about "Arabs" from my suposedly progressive family.

The bro was facetious, bro ;)

You even read comics, bro? Plenty of good female super hero source material - Marvel is running an all-woman X-men book right now for gods sake.

Can't tell if you're still joking or actually a terrible person o.O

Also, Greece leads the world in per capita plastic surgery. ROK only leads if you include non-surgical procedures. Maaaaybe check the actual survey, instead of relying on the Daily Mail ;)

Yes, unlike the stunning display of natural, unaltered beauty and diversity that is the Miss America pageant.

Listen, dude, say whatever you like. But you should probably be aware that you are literally quoting a 70 year old racist dipshit right now.

How could you forget to mention the greatest of them all, Gawker Dating?

By getting throat punched?

Gah! Why won't my butt dance GIF embed?

Now comon, this makes sense. You ladies have forgotten, what with the twitter raves this and tramp tattoos that, what a nice normal guy really wants. Sure, the butt dances and media internships are fine, but you're not gonna be young and hot forever you know, and anyway you're probably just gonna attract black dudes

Oh man, never thought I'd see the day that cassiebear got dressed down for slutshaming. That really made my morning.

Epic humblebrag.

Shortly after the 2012 convention, I was awash in the rumor that Bill was all lovey-dovey for Obama because Obama promised Hillary his campaign machine for 2016. Mended fences all around.

Time for the dark and terrible tale of Revolution of the Carnation's brief teenage descent into the wild and ruinous world of the online pickup artist. Come, hear my story of unpropitious woe.