Huh? I've traveled a lot in China and in general the food is much fresher and higher quality than in the US. OMG, Szechuan street food. Also, didn't we just have a "feces in everyone's turkeyburger" scandal? That seems even grosser than the occasional rat-as-lamb, which, yeah, is saying something.

Tonight I made bruschetta with tomato and basil, penne arrabiata, and roasted portabellas. Everything (except the pasta) from scratch, because my folks are in town and i am pretending to be a high-functioning adult. You know what? I was goddamn proud of myself and instagrammed the shit out of that. So whatever…

What makes it especially ridiculous is that she was unarmed, the other person in the car is who shot the cop, according to the police themselves.

Yo fuck these people. Anyone who knows the history of the era knows that government agents and cops were guilty of a thousand times as many crimes as the panthers or BLA ever were.

If it's not too late to jump into this discussion, can I ask if we can talk about "calories in, calories out" if we don't talk about laziness or lack of self control? Because I really think that a better scientific understanding of energy balance, and all of the myriad factors that go into it, would help dispel a lot…

Hey, some of us have very specific fantasies about sexists in the REPE (Real Estate Private Equity) market. Don't judge.

Probably true!

Wearing nothing but a black silhouette? Clearly asking for it.

Haha, I meant the first year or two after it started talking.

And if you do it wrong, bam! Heels up.

Their whole argument makes no sense. Cars driving smarter (ie: more efficiently) could only reduce the time cars are on the road. 99% of vehicle miles are people driving to work and to the store, not just in circles for fun.

Haha, one of my friends drove me crazy with that when we both had toddlers. They would just roll with whatever their kid first said for an object - like grandma was "ga ga," food was "ooo," and use that forever. "Cor want ooo? want ooo?" That kid was completely unintelligible for the first year or two.

I've always heard that the distinctive intonation helps small babies distinguish when they are being spoken to, and the simplification and repetition helps them develop language skills. It's a pretty universal thing, using a slowed down and simplified dialect when speaking to infants, even if the way it is done varies…

GO BACK TO EUROPE HUH.

Wait, there's a hawk in that picture?

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…

THIS ISN'T FAIR GUYS. You can't just judge all MRAs by a few wackos at the fringe. Most of us are actually nice, normal guys, but you females can never see that. I mean, most of us are the types of guys who will listen to your girl problems for like fucking hours and hours as you drone on and on. And help you move!…

The internet has trained me to be incredibly wary of pictures of pigs.

Did anyone else grow up with men who were constantly taking steroids and purging? Or who cried about being fat? I seem to remember a lot more talk about our acne and skinny arms and lack/overabundance of facial hair than our movie star appeal. I mean, I feel like I know a lot of men. And maybe, zero? one? who would…

Um, the quote for number 6 there is really causally racist, as well as being almost impossible to read.