But... these don't look like female superheros. Where are all the thongs and boob windows?

Have you even seen Miss Castaway and the Island Girls?

This would have been amazing.

The Humble Bundle app works fine on the Ouya, and games download perfectly — but if they haven't been designed for controller input (some have, most haven't) you're kinda screwed.

You're still having controller lag? Mine was totally fixed with the last firmware update.

Don't have a fancy console or a smart tv, this gives me indie games, good couch multiplayer, and netflix/streaming music for $99. Seemed hard to beat, been fun to mess with so far.

TEETH.

That is one perspective, for sure. But a near-proffessional gamer with every single modern console, a gaming PC, an iPad, a 3DS, and a Vita is maaaybe not the only type of gamer in the world.

You know what white people really really love? Pretending to have native ancestry. You know how many of them actually do? Almost fucking none of them.

Oh man, totally into this being Gizmodo's yearly "This Is A Post" post.

Lilo and Stitch was pretty well done. Mulan, Pocahontas, and Aladdin all relied pretty heavily on cheap stereotypes and pretty, uh, 'racial' humor.

You understand that the first eight you mention are all white, right? We're really gonna start pretending that "brunette" is an ethnicity?

Right? Why can't we just suspend our belief in a world where non-white people are treated as equal?

Okay, sure, that sounds silly, but what if we supercooled the circuit, giving up zero ohms, and set up a second permanent magnet to cross the induced magnetic feild, and hell, let the whole thing rotate freely in a vaccuum...

Multitasking would be the big one, for me. Only being able to do one thing at a time on a phone bugs me, on a 10 inch screen it seems insane. Throwing Skype on one side lets me talk to my boss/coworkers while still actually doing/looking up stuff, and not using the entire screen to chat seems like a no brainer. Only…

That's a bit disturbing. Being mixed race, I don't particularly look like either of my parents. Growing up in our racist ass society is hard, sure, but the answer shouldn't be "never mix the races!"

Surface Pro? Aside from the price tag, feel like it kicks around the ol' iPad in usability, versatility, and aesthetics, while matching on build quality and shininess.

I had Trouble Getting to Solla Sollew:

No, it's not reality. It's a fantasy where the only children are white children. Claiming Dr. Seuss is not part of the problem is insane, was my point.

Don't give me that shit.