There is already a train line from Green River to Denver tho. It just takes 10 hours. Couldn't a new, high speed track be laid adjacent to the existing track?

I'm sorry, but that... doesn't seem true? I've been sparring for about two decades now, since I was a little kid. I've owned gloves of all sizes, from tiny to my current medium. Most of them were black. A couple were red. I've also seen blue, white, grey. Of the hundred, maybe two hundred girls I've sparred (many of…

Is pubic hair really so rare? Among the girls I've been with (granted, not a statistically significant number) it seems about split 50/50, and I'm actually more surprised to see completely bald than completely natural. Is that just crazy?

I remember the first few time I visited China, where my Mom's family is from, no one ate fresh veggies or drank water because it would give you diarrhea. Fruits were only good if peeled, water was only good when boiled for tea, and all veggies had to be cooked. For this, people mainly blamed the peasants—dirty…

Shit, but that was well done.

I've had some pretty terrible service. For instance, one young waiter forgot to give me my drink, took 20 minutes to get us free bread, and then spent the entire meal ignoring our table to flirt with the girls one table over. I tipped him 10%. I felt like that was a pretty clear message without going to the level of…

Yes, conventionally perfect teeth are a sign of wealth and whiteness, unlike grammar.

Hey, that's the State Sen. from my town! LOGAN RULES! Even tho we elected this dweeb (I didn't vote for him, lord).

There's a whole circle of Mormon feminist blogs that would beg to differ.

All I heard was "Guys Rock!" and then a whole lotta blah blah woman talk. Bro out, bro. Steak and boobs!

Eh, I've had some sex that left me exhausted and was definitely equal to any other intense hour-or-so workout. But yeah, most sex, not really gonna work off the second plate of nachos.

I take it you have never been a male. Blue balls are completely real. Now, using that to try to force someone to have sex with you? Obviously bullshit. But the fact that your balls hurt like shit after being aroused for a long time and not coming? Unfortunately real.

More importantly, how do you get aroused by a mannequin? Is that a real thing?

Shit, I feel like I can't congratulate without a good pun. Uhhh.... you soda served this!

"Chinese" isn't a race either. There's Han, Hakah, Mongolian, and many other races that live in historical/present day China, all with different skin colors, bone structures, etc. Some of them are quite pale! Yet, you can be racist against Chinese people. Isn't that weird?

DUMB RACIAL STEREOTYPES ARE NOT RACIST PEOPLE. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? Next you're gonna tell me I have to drop my absolutely hilarious "no tickee no washee" act.

Oh yeah, you're being way more careful and nuanced than I would be here. Props for that. My article on the subject would involve considerably more cuss-words and bomb throwing.

Woah, is that something we are supposed to be afraid to admit?

"Perpetuating positive stereotypes is not as bad as perpetuating negative ones, but it's still a systemic problem that warrants examination" comes pretty close. I'm not sure why you'd want to back off that tho, since this ad is clearly and unambiguously racist.

Yeah, I just kinda figured that went without saying, as shitty as that is.