I can't load replies right now, so I'm going in blind. But as a fellow straight cis male, all hormoned up the brim, I get what you're saying! Why, just today, I saw a lovely young lady walking by. And I—completely involuntarily—noticed that she was gorgeous! This kinda punk-snarl attitude, rocking a skirt and leggings…

In brighter news, I now feel much better about my messy-but-not-disgusting apartment. No mold! I must be super fuckable.

Personally, I occasionally find myself absentmindedly trying to pinch or swipe my decidedly non-touch laptop screen.

That being said, nothing wrong with a harmless kink, so long as you don't let it blind you to the very serious issues of sexism and privilege being discussed.. Check Craigslist ;)

Hello, fellow dude. I was one molested by a trucker. It's not as much fun as you're picturing.

Judging from door height, I would say that is an 8' garage. 7 might be pushing it.

SAVE THE CRABS. End genocidal pubic deforestation now! Wax is murder!

You think people who aren't male and white are a small minority? You can't please everyone so we should just default to pleasing white men? Comon, dude.

Actually, there is a lot of labor organizing going on in China right now. Hundreds of strikes, unofficial unions, there is a huge amount of pressure right now, and labor laws are changing accordingly. What, you thought it was just western media behind these sorts of improvements? In the mid-term, China's manufacturing…

Four or five years ago, me and my then-wife got in a fight on Christmas Eve. Not about anything in particular—we were stressed out, I said some stupid things, etc. Anyway, it wasn't the most functional relationship, and I ended up with some cuts on my face and arms. She called the cops, and ended up getting arrested…

You're missing the forest for the trees. What YouTube pays its members is directly connected to how much, if any, money it can make from ads. The more people who use AdBlock, the less money that advertisers are willing to pay per view.

I think what is being missed here is that a lot of people in emerging markets can't afford a high-end phone and a computer or tablet—and they need a phone. So this is sorta an all-in-one device, a phone that works reasonable well as a tablet or general computing device.

Why this is confusing is that the "hua" sound is not super familiar to English-only speakers. But it's pretty much what you'd expect - just saw "wah" like wah pedal but with an h at the front. hwah-way.

Want.

Guys! Calm down! Now, I didn't read the article, but based on my knowledge of the site, I'm sure it's fine. 5 Stars.

This a good guide for people looking to starve to death.

HOW COULD YOU NOT CARE WHAT MY PENIS HAS BEEN TRAINED TO THINK? DAMN YOU RAGING FEMINAZIS YOU WILL RUIN ERRYTHING.

Give it 18 months.

This article is one hundred percent true. Most other people's children are terrible assholes, and boring besides. My toddler starting asking for Siracha by name at age 2 and raps along to De la Soul.

Preschool, because I wasn't a damn rube.