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I'm pretty sure why we don't hear about that is because it hasn't happened.

Your point being that you're a sexist prick?

Que racist trolling! Everyone break out some xenophobia! For god's sake, please don't remember that China and the US have a completely co-dependent and mutually beneficial power sharing agreement and will unquestionably remain allies for the foreseeable future!

Seriously Dan you don't have to say it like we're kids.

Wait, really? Born and raised in UT, and my understanding is that garments are only required when you go to the temple. My brief flings with Mormon girls would certainly suggest that they are not worn at all times.

Sounds about right.

You lack imagination.

Okay, but I think it's a travesty that Utah is represented by Uinta and not the decidedly superior Squatters. Sure, Uinta's new line of organic seasonals is admittedly nice. But across the line up - IPA for IPA, hef for hef, Squatters wins almost every time.

What the fuck discounting rate are you using? Are you factoring in the continuously rising costs of electricity? Added value to the building? And what scale of system are we talking here?

Woah, how many supermans (supermen?) are there? We have traditional, knee-patch, superdog, super-pantsless girl, marxist midget, black superman, and then back to traditional? We could have an all-superman hockey team.

Woah. You know whats silly? Artificial tails which respond to emotion. You know whats super crazy though? Tracking emotional states and making emotional maps of the world.

That number only exists if you don't count FICA taxes as federal income taxes, which they are. The actual number of people who don't pay federal income tax is 18%, mainly the disabled and elderly.

Lets see what the iPad mini costs. If it's $399, which I'd suspect, I'd put the RT right there too, with the Pro $599 or something.

I had a bunk bed with my older sister when I was 3-4. I had the bottom bunk, she, at 5, had the top bunk. Worked great, no problems, by then we were climbing through the walls and up to the rafters anyway.

Does it mean I smoke too much if that actually doesn't sound so bad?

Ladies, please. I'm trying to read an article, think about it, maybe even discuss it, and then you start throwing around "bras" this and "big boobs" that. How am I supposed to think? It's a constant battle to control my lust, and this sort of thing is really a problem for me. I've been drooling at the keyboard for 45

Was gonna post this. I have the One V, and I must say it is a pleasant little phone. And $160 off contract is hard to argue with.

Skullcandy Smokin Buds. Exact same price, much, much better. But to get actually good sound you do need to spend a bit more.

Also, a machine shop in a box? That is fucking incredible, and $30,000 shipped is even crazier. I was into sustainable tech for a while, and designed some folding gynecology chairs that could be manufactured and sterilized on site for a local health organization. Cool shit, that I'm proud of, but this sort of thing is

Ug-lay. But not as ugly as their current logo.