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This article needs more corrections than a serial killer. Why oh why do you guys keep posting articles without proofreading? It takes an extra five minutes and makes you NOT sound like children attempting to write a last-minute college essay. Maybe you can function on little sleep, but it, apparently, seriously affects

$2.50? Dogg you are overpaying for boxes.

But, I'm a boy, and I love all those things! What does this all mean?

Don't blame her! Us Asians aren't actually smart, we are just really good at math.

The walk has statues of dick. Er, of naked men. But none of them are sexting, so I'm not sure if they count.

Your site seems utterly pointless, but I would like one of those email addies please.

I used to agree, but now I'm not so sure. The other day I was borrowing my friend's penis at school, a big 5 inch plus, and playing games on that thing was amazing. I know that performance and build quality matter more than size, but there are certain things that are just better with a penis that big.

Zeer pots are awesome! We built a couple for our sustainable technology class, and they work surprisingly well; veggies keep for a week, meat for a few days, a huge improvement. So simple - you don't even need cold water, since the evaporation is what causes the cooling.

The only way to gender equality is for women to accept sexism? Okay. Then maybe we can solve racism by telling black people to shut up? I know, if the poor stop bitching, we will no longer have poverty! You sir, are a genius.

Nah, dude, you're thinking Mennonites.

Someone had to say it. Personally, I know women who get off on voyeurism. So I am pretty sure they exist.

Yeah, I've definitely known creepy guys who hang out a little too much in the shower rooms at the gym. 'Course, I've also known women who totally get off from voyeurism, which this article claims never ever ever happens, so what do I know?

Oh yeah, I don't think anyone is saying that patriarchy is more damaging to men then women. That would be... idiotic. But we should remember that it isn't really a system men impose on women, it's a cultural norm imposed by society on all of us. As a straight male who has been beaten up for being a faggot, someone who

What? I'm sitting at my laptop procrastinating from work. How are you on the internet right now?

Woah. Guys. There are a lot of ways to be Christian. For instance, I am a Quaker, and personally don't believe in the divinity of the bible of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but I do believe in the teachings of Jesus and the divinity that makes up all of us. Of course I believe in evolution - and it's not at all in

Reward them for not succumbing to the evil temptation of contraceptives.

Disagree. Some sound crappy, but well designed flat speakers have wonderful response. Not to assume that this table is well designed acoustically, of course.

Portabellas are my fav meat. My favorite preparation is to cut into long, thing slices, brine extra salty, and then broil into awesome bacon.

As a man who has been groped, strip-searched, and molested by police officers, can I just put it out there that all people should be free from unnecessary groping?

Whatever, I'm all for it. Phelps should be banned from the olympics because of his greater-than-average armspan. Bolt should banned for his lower-than-average BMI. The olympics is about average people doing average things, dammit.