also ann missed out on the colbeard, so, yeah. bet she’s salty af.
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“We’re gonna get married or break up.”
SHE MADE HIM A HAND PIN
I could die happily in that library. I nearly wept as the angle got wider and wider... it just kept getting bigger!
His voice is just something else. I was almost sweating, goddamn.
Ehem, being likened to Ms. Devereaux is an honor!
Every time Mariah Carrey smiles I'm reminded of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
I know this isn’t the main point, but the cavalier way all the people in his story treat money really grosses me out.
It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.
Good on Michael Sam for using his fame to stop bullshit discrimination legislation. It’s a shame that no NFL team has signed him, I can’t believe no NFL team could use a 26 year old 6'2'’ 261 lb defensive end who would probably be really cheap since he isn’t exactly in a position to demand a huge contract. The fact…
Is the “sugar daddy” thing meant to be a joke, because of the age difference? I hope it’s a real relationahip. I like Lovitz and if they’re happy, who am I to judge? (Although, I have to ask, is he really that rich?)
So she found a much older man that makes her happy. Who really cares? Let love rule.
MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?
As long as the hubs is on board, whatever you do with the stuff is fine. I know what you mean though—sometimes it seems like my inlays disagree just to disagree, but I think they just genuinely come from a different planet. I mean, they like Trump.
I don’t plan to have kids and I would literally never have a gender-reveal party, but now I want do do both just so I can call it an “External sex organ reveal party” and have that on a banner.
Uggh yes. I actually had to tell people, “We’re trying to go gender-neutral because WHAT IF THE NEXT KID IS A BOY?” in order to convince them not to plaster my house in pink shit. Not just, “Hey, maybe we can chill on forcing gender norms upon her from day 1 maybe?”
The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.
Am I the only one who seems to have been disappointed by his monologued? There were a couple huge missteps.
it is true. I am glad he acknowledged the ridiculous aspect of boycotting the oscars when there are other things, including the racism rampant through out hollywood to be concerned about.