Came for the Flowers in the Attic references and was not disappointed.

If you have to set up a nanny cam to catch your fiancé having sex with his sister it might be time to peace out. Just saying.

haha I love your last line. I’m married but damn if that doesn’t sound good.

I remember once my mom suggested a cousin temporarily take my baby while I lived in a no-cats apartment. I was like, "ARE YOU INSAAAANE? HE IS MY BABY AND WE NEED TO BE TOGETHER!!!!"

I like cats. I do NOT like cats in my house. I have a very firm rule about it. I also have a wife and a son. We have a cat in the house. So much for rules. But, I sort of had a similar experience with a cat like you did. Only it involves a cat I got with my ex-wife. When we were first married, she wanted a pet cat. We…

Agree 100%. When we adopted our rescue dog, I told my gf that the dog was forever. She then said “Well, unless he threatens our (as yet unborn) kids.”

I lived with a girlfriend for 4 years, we had adopted a cat, dog & turtle who were all abandoned. She got a great new job in another state, we were looking for places but nobody would let us take all 3. She said we should give them up. It honestly shocked me she would say that, instantly in my head I thought “Bitch,…

I had better not see one damn person dressed as a “sexy” black panther next halloween...

Yeah, I was really unimpressed. I didn’t expect much from Coldplay but the entire show semed like a silly letdown. (In fairness, I suspect there might have been something there for people excited about Beyoncé’s new single, but I’m an iffy fan at best and that wasn’t enough for me.)

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

The first one was actually pretty funny! I would watch again.

What a time to be alive.

I am here for Zac Efron’s “hot phase.” Damn.

There should be. But the reality is that when it comes to public opinion, mothers are always doing it wrong.

I love this show. It’s everything that American television is NOT when it comes to cooking competitions.

I’ve been watching this on PBS and I love it, I like that they’re no drama and nobody is looking for their 15 minutes of fame. I just feel bad that they don’t get a cash price.

I love how supportive they are of one another, gathering around to hug the contestant sent home each week.

This show is like Valium. No drama, aside from the Baked Alaska “scandal,” and all the contestants seemed to genuinely like and support each other. And can anyone ever get enough of Mary Berry’s baking-themed sexual innuendos?! Pure gold.