Obama’s response had me tearing up at work. If you haven’t read that full story on HoNY, I highly recommend it. He’s such a class act and I’m so proud to have him as our president!

This last Canadian election is going to really invigorate the American Left-base. It always does when we see such close neighbors doing what seems like common sense to us.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

yea cancer is like omg so gross

paper

Sometimes I wake up and tell Mr. Bells “You were such an asshole in my dream.” And he apologizes. The poor man. How he puts up with me.

reoccurring celebrity sex dream with Nathan Fillion

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

You KNOW someone, right now, is writing fan fiction revolving around Ted Cruz in a paisley robe.

the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.”

I feel like I was just included in some real dirty shit reading that caption and that is no way to feel at a desk at 12:30 in the afternoon..

Um, actually, it is far far far from ideal to treat puppies and/or other living creatures as disposable consumer objects...

Suddenly I have a stupid smile on my face.

Oh, you’re awake. Good morning.

Mazel Tov, kids! There should be a German word (like schadenfreude or fremdschämen) to describe when someone finds happiness with a super fox and makes their nasty ex see exactly what they are missing. Sofia would be the embodiment of this word in that photo.

aaaaaa and good morning to you too