This made sense to me too and I appreciated it. Most of her tweets are completely off the wall but I liked this one.

In fact the last person who disagreed with me ended up dead.

Since the comment was that she was “built like a man” it makes sense to post evidence that she was not built like a man.

Can they be used in guacamole though?

Is it just me or is there a resemblance?

I tried a Diva Cup and it worked dandy for a year. Then I dropped it on a (disgusting public restroom) floor and had to buy a new one. Since I had my 30th birthday I succumbed to the recommendation to absolutely, definitely buy Model 2 if you’re older than 30, which is a little larger to accommodate the impact of…

After reading this article I immediately thought of people who sell their used underwear to strangers. Similar concept, right? You aren’t necessarily paying so much due to the item’s value but because it was once worn by a celebrity. Otherwise, I’m sure Paltrow could’ve rustled up some non-famous friends to contribute…

I just watched the trailer. My mistake.

OTH when they break up my daydreams become (very slightly) less far-fetched.

Thank god my crocs aren't orange!

I was really surprised at how seriously everyone was taking the sweatpants comment too. It seemed sufficiently absurd that it had to be a joke unless it was coming from someone who was really traditional (and writing "Secrets to a Lasting Marriage" in the 1950's). I don't see Eva in the latter category.

It drives me crazy to see under-the-roll, particularly bad when someone has a toddler who is old enough to go on their own so they invariably swipe the wall with their shitty fingers.

True. This is why I liberally use "fuck" as well. E.g., "you fucking man-whore".

I prefer to call them "man-whores".

What an unbelievably boring person. I wish he would shut up.

I agree that this should be mentioned. Also, from the other side, if you're concerned about someone then I've learned that commenting on someone's weight is rarely helpful unless you're a health care professional. It's much better to ask them about their workouts and what foods they eat and then (if you're concerned)…

It's rough when someone has a totally different standard of cleanliness than you. Some people change but many just won't. (My story is from my early 20's so we were both still young and pliable.) Any chance you can hire a housecleaner? It's more expensive than doing it yourself but if you factor in saving your sanity…

I had a man who did this. Of course his entire family (men and women) were complete slobs so I should have anticipated it. I just stopped cleaning. It took a few weeks; this was back in the days when I had a ridiculous number of clothes so I actually did not run out of clean things to wear. Dishes were "wash what you…

Crazy! This also implies the men have control over all the money and the women aren't allowed to go buy shoes they want. More crazy!

Am I the only person who suspects they had been dating only a few weeks before he decided he wanted to marry her? And he realized that it would be way too fucking early to propose with any success so he decided on this video project so that he could give the relationship some time to develop before actually proposing?