Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

fuckin... Mailbag Man

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.” - Mitch Hedberg

Hell, I bet it takes St Louis a few decades to chalk up this many losses in the NFL.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

My sleep number is 40. As in 40 oz

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Grandpa is on the computer again!

Haha, I wondered the same thing. I prefer the version where he just milled around someone’s near empty house until the mom noticed him.

Welker can do what he wants, he’s a grown man, but my heart sank a little when I saw that he was signed. I really don’t anticipate a happy ending for him.

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Another hot take: if the NFL wants to put the best quarterbacking product on the field, they need to skip this whole sending players to college thing. Sign those players at 18, pay them to study NFL (not college) football for 3-4 years and you have their athletic prime and mental peak lined up, hopefully.I haven’t…

I can’t imagine running into a cousin at a swingers party; if I walked into a room and saw my cousin getting plowed. I’d probably need counseling.