They were too busy focusing on their educations and careers.

So this guy was a good-looking white man with a princeton degree? He could have shown up to literally ANY office for almost ANY job and gotten it because privilege. No need to take daddy’s money and/or murder him.

Of course now he has no way to get rid of you when he needs to commit murder. #parentingfail

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

[shoots dad in face]

BRB changing all of my profile “about me”s to say “gorgeous loner”

But is the gun alright?

Oh, I did. This moron from the warehouse at work walks up behind me while I was with a client at the counter and did that thing where you chop someone in the back of the knee, so their legs buckle.

The desire to humiliate women and interfere with bodily autonomy knows no borders.

Why couldn’ he just stand in the background making stupid faces at the camera like normal people? “No touching” should’ve been one of the ten commandments

“family members have told her to quit getting plastic surgery “before it’s too late”

If she wants to look like Michael Jackson, that’s her business.

speaking of stopping plastic surgery before it’s too late, John Travolta.

Ah, like when someone makes a big nice about being a “nice guy,” a “good Christian,” or a “great parent?”

Just like classy, people who describe themselves as such, usually aren’t. Looking at you Trump.

You know that thing where you start off believing someone 100% but they keep defensively repeating themselves until you start to doubt them?

I find that people who have to say they’re smart usually are about half as smart as they think. Also, calling back to gifted programs seems, odd. Like saying “I was a high school quarterback.”

I’m a smart women I have a high I.Q., I’ve been tested, I’ve been in gifted programs. So, I’m like, not a dummy.

Yeah— and generally, everyone is happy to look the other way until male victims come forward. Girls getting molested? Sorry it ain’t fair, but it’s the casting couch, she did it to get ahead, it’s just part of Hollywood, you have to just expect that! Boys getting molested? SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

It helps if you know you are going to be arrested. Then you can get a haircut, get your suit freshly pressed and choose the correct tie to wear.