I don’t give a fuck if they smoke all of Virginia, but I am absolutely outraged and appalled that they smoked inside a museum. I hope every single one of them dies sooner rather than later.

I like you Edie, you seem like my kinda people. From someone who had many an ash fly to the back seat and burn her from being flicked out the car window by her mom, I totally agree.

And the smoke leaves it’s scent lingering on the things nearby

Excuse my language but these fucking vulgarians can just fuck right off. I don’t give a flying fuck what they do to their own lungs in the interest of staying thin but smoking in the GODDAMN METROPOLITAN enrages me. Vapid twits.

I smoke once in a blue moon. It’s gross, no one should have to be subjected to it via secondhand smoke, and the celebs doing it in this context and then taking selfies of it as if it’s cool are moronic and juvenile.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Throw up in your mouth time.

Jesus, Kushner with Trump-hair is a horror-villain level look. Also maybe confusing for Ivanka???

I assume that’s so the lawyers can get on with seizing any assets he had left.

Alanis Morissette’s ex-business manager was sentenced to six years in prison after pleading guilty to embezzlement.

Did Alanis ever get punished for destroying the accurate meaning of the word ironic? People now say ironic when they really mean coincidental or bad luck. She should get six years at least for that.

He wouldn’t understand any of the jokes, has no ability to laugh at himself, and would be forced to tell us all how large his hands and penis are. He would likely launch a bunch of missles at someone while sitting there.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

And he didn’t even win the popularity contest!

Which is a really hard concept for him to grasp. “I won the election, but not the popular vote? I won, but I’m not popular... Does not compute...”

Howard Stern was right, the only thing Trump wants is to be liked. And it makes him SO mad that he can’t please everyone all the time.

And the stands were half empty.

Yep. trump never thought past the election. Winning the popularity contest was his only goal.

I encountered a line at Peet’s, once...

Right? “A whole bunch of people with a ton of disposable cash didn’t get the luxury they were expecting. We expect them all to survive and make a full recovery.”