What an oddly aggressive comment. If you hated this article so much, why not use your reading and response time volunteering at a homeless shelter?

No more three inch gap between the waistband and my person when I sit down!

I feel like the Olympic Village would have gotten way less shade thrown at it if they had a puppy cafe. "Sure the water is toxic and the doors don't work, but there's a cafe where you can eat scones and cuddle a puppy...Thanks Putin!"

Well great, now the rapists will know what victims are being trained to do to avoid them and come up with new strategies.

I would say try to do both at the same time, just to go that extra mile.

There's 'I'm brainwashed' and then there's 'I'm profiting off of the brainwashing of others.' Big difference there.

Injecting himself with morphine to deal with the pain of his dislocated hip.

Yessss!!! I love her! This is so exciting.

I understand this woman will share her $8 billion inheritance with you if you will wire her the $10,000 she needs to file the necessary legal papers to finalize her parents' will.

Did you see the Steve Irwin tatoo on that one stingray?