Ooooh! I loved S Town. I’m from a small “town” in Arkansas that is its own ShitTown, so not as shocked by the racism, homophobia and general idiocy of the good ol’ boys. (This in No way represents me.) I liked John a lot. :-(

As a fellow teacher, FUCK THAT GUY. You should’ve reminded Ian that’s there’s NO App to fix his face, unfortunately. Then failed him. THEN played “Gangsta’s Paradise” while smoking and sitting incorrectly in your chair.

First, this is giving me anxiety reading it. Next, because flying makes me load up on meds, I would punish EVERYONE by not eating at all. Obviously, this is a sign I shouldn’t eat anyway, so rather than waste calories on mediocre garbage, “Oh... yeah I’m fine, I’ll just wait.” Victory for me! Look at Crunch box thief,…

My service dog better do this....