As a Twins fan, we had this similar moment when Joe Mauer took the field in his catcher’s gear for one last inning at Target Field.

Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

Split the difference and get them a gift from the gift shop of the destination airport.  Who doesn’t need another refrigerator magnet?

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

It’s simple. Suppose we went to a sandwich place for lunch yesterday.

FIFY

Because America.  I bet you there are plenty of schools across this country that are filled with Paul Blarts and Barney Fifes (referencing for you older folk) who are more than willing to take it to the extreme on any kid, especially POC children, who raises their ire.

“She’s selling fear” complains network that does nothing but sell fear to dumbfucks, bigots, and Boomers.  Are they worried she’s cutting into their business model?

“You dirty Krauts!”

I mean, who can actually tell the difference between Peter Falk circa 1976 and your average, run-of-the-mill humanities professor?

Why are the grays so fucking stupid? You’ve got illiterate motherfuckers complaining you having written an article about Taylor Swift but apparently didn’t either read enough to understand what you were writing about or is too fucking stupid to understand that talking about Taylor Swift’s pretense at ignorance at the…

You should probably cc: your attorney if you do. 

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Bullshit. Being praised for cooperation in an investigation after the fact did nothing to prevent boys from being molested for decades. I don't give a flying fuck how you want to rationalize this or why. Paterno knew that boys were being raped in his facility under his watch, and he did not stop it. If that was…

You obviously haven’t spent 10,000 hours on forums.

Gladwell: It’s just dumb to assume people who are really good at one thing can know anything about another subject. Anyway, buy my new book “I Know Everything,” available wherever books are sold.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…