You are a fantastically skilled writer. Don’t know what the future holds, but I will follow you wherever you go. Thanks for everything. 

Wanted to tell you before it’s too late how much I love your voice. The Root at one time had the greatest collection of writers ever. I’m old and have studied the Algonquin Table, the expatriots from the ‘20’s. You and your co-writers exceeded them in all things: wit, perspective, importance. A voice like yours will…

Stick to shorts. 

So when is FUNBAG going to drop? I can’t stay at work all day.

It was copied and pasted verbatim. Should I add a (sic piss off)?

I live this life. You may soon live this life. It is a good life.

You are fighting the good fight.

COWBOY MOUNTED SHOOTING IS A SPORT

That whole being up 3-1 meme actually sounds pretty good right now.

Sorry that my post was vague. Meant to say that Nagy could lay it on the kicker if they lost because of a missed kick even though the coach did nothing to help his kicker by advancing the ball and his own cause by winning the game.

And let’s all look...Constipated?

So chickenshit of Nagy to not try to advance the ball with 40 seconds left. That way he could blame it on the kicker and cover his ass. 

Reporter to World Series player:

Spoiler Alert!

“What we really don’t know is the intent behind the inappropriate comments he made. We may never know that because the person who said them and the people who heard them, at least up to this point, have different perspectives.”

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Yeah, I guess when the fucking president of the United States says it’s ok, entitled assholes are going to do what they do. 

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

Thanks for not sticking to sports. That was beautiful. 

MLB thinks to attract fans they need to make the regular season MLB 2K13 set to rookie. Sure, cheapen those 162 games with all the juiced home runs if you want. But during the playoffs, let’s play some baseball.