I’m a boomer (although the guy in the story is pretty close to Generation X), and people of my age group are the most selfish, entitled assholes on the face of the earth. While as a group, we have more than most, the only thing that will get us off the couch is if we think someone is taking something from us (they’re…

As a parent with a son who has a learning disability, I really appreciate your post. If you suspect that your child may have a learning disability, find the proper place for help and testing. We did this later than we should have, but just didn’t know where to go for help. Elementary and high school were fairly easy…

Analyze it all you want. Turn it in every direction. But when all is said and done, he truly is that fucking stupid. As are his equally fucking stupid deluded dumb shit followers. Who are a very small but very united block. So here’s what we have to do.  Vote. And none of this Harambe dumb shit voting. Vote for…

SAYS HE HAS EVIDENCE TO PROVE HE ISN’T SLOW BUT CAN’T SHARE IT

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Economic anxiety?

Big Dead Machine

Or my age and watching their kids play.

Starred, and I’m a (not a Fox) boomer. 

Mr H didn’t say Bette Midler is racist. He said she is fucking stupid. But nice try. 

I can vouch that Dante3000 most certainly has!

My kids are 6'7" and 6'4" and in their twenties. I’m happier when flying if they’re sitting by you.

I live in Florida so I’d have to say Al O’Them. 

“The 6’4”, 309lb Shaw University alumna”

If that roughing the kicker penalty would have held up for the win, I might want to take off those stripes. 

As one who would be eligible to be slurred with either, you’re right. “Cracker” to me would be someone calling me a generic white dumb ass. Now “ofay”—that is serious. If someone took the thought to call me that, I would believe that they meant to drop all the historic weight and context that the word carries right on…

“Elliott knows what he’s worth to the Cowboys”

Orange you glad I didn’t pick a lemon?

Love your avatar! (That’s the orange thing.)

It’s “libtard”. You’re embarrassing us old guys lol.