“but people older than you and me have lived through the ascent and prosperity of plenty of other god-awful humans”

Even Trump knows Dutchland is Germany, silly (wink). 

I’m sure someone coached up his fat ass because he said “Netherlands” not something like Dutchelvania.

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

Feel ya Kyle. I grabbed the cinnamon instead of the pepper and those were the sweetest mashed potatoes ever. They really weren’t that bad. 

Maybe he’s making a difference between the Baltimore and Indianapolis Colts. But then again, maybe he has never heard of the Baltimore Colts.

That was as perfect an analysis that was ever made. Can’t speak to these guys motives, but if that’s what you’re sensing, you’re right.. Semper Vigilans Sounds like you’re living by a late career Clint Eastwood character. 

Our thoughts are with their friends and family

And according to the video “He had no gang affiliations”. Because I’m sure they point that out in all their videos no matter who it is. Like, here we view the Mayor, who has no gang affiliations. Here’s a meeting of the PTA. They reportedly have no gang affiliations. Here’s a reply from the chief of police who…

You spelled Klan wrong. 

It took me 5 minutes to star your comment. 

And fuck you Vivid Seats. I bought the tickets on SeatGeek and deleted your fucking app. And while we’re at it—Fuck the Bears, too. 

I had the exact same fucking Vivid Seats ad literally 23 times while reading the fans comments on this post. Spanfeller has done more to fuck up this site in two weeks than Peter Thiel has done in his lifetime. 

The largest irony of all is that Parkey wasn’t at fault.

Although most of the publix tries to target whole foods because they are a safeway to go, not everyone is lucky’s enough to be able to afford fresh market foods. We all are looking for a super valu, no ifs ands or HEButts. 

Wait...what??? Everyone needs to read Joseph Finn’s post. 

Hey PZV. I got Drew, even after the unfortunate brain injury, over your fat assed rapist quarterback in a push-up contest. 

In the worst of times a ray of hope shines upon us. 

Exactly. If I’m talking to my wife when she’s in front of me or when she’s on the other end of a phone conversation, what’s the difference?

Steal a generic salt or pepper shaker? I guess because people are strange. But to steal a unique shaker...? You definitely have to do some moral contortions. But people vote for Trump so there you go.