Sue is probably a proud Liberty University alum. She can keep it. 

Why are people making excuses for Serena’s loss today? Serena isn’t. Today doesn’t change anything. Serena is the most dominant individual in any sport ever. 

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When you miss a 50/50 ball because you know anything but a devastating shot will get roasted, is that an “unforced error”?

So top of her (fill in name) v top of Serena’s game, one match...Who you got? I’m taking Serena. Interested in your choice. 

So good. 

Nice answer, but I think shocker_in_gloomtown’s Totino’s Pizza roll question was the best explanation for us in the Deadspin commentariat.

Counter-counterpoint: The best name you could come up with retired about 51 years ago.

Most of the those showing their cars at the Concours aren’t from the area. Carmel has its unique set of assholes, but it’s not these people. The shoe thing is so you can’t sue Carmel if you fall wearing high heels. Although this ordinance would be more purposeful if it made using a walker illegal. 

Made my weekend.

Nothing is more exhausting than getting hit in the face. 

I haven’t heard anyone call a piz a “za” since 1976. 

Famous people from Nazareth:

I guess that’s why they call this “The Takeout”. Seems like the people who write these questions have never been in a restaurant.

This is fantastic. Looking forward to the following weeks. 

McDonald’s must be putting a whole lot of onions on their burgers, or how else to explain my reaction to reading this?

+1 Elmer Lepage

Expressing their economic anxiety?

Hang in there. 

He plead guilty to federal money laundering charges and still couldn’t win a Republican office??? WTF???