Was being compared unfavorably to Clarence Thomas the greatest compliment you’ve received today?

Let’s do this. 

Midterms are coming up. Vote! You can change America. 

3) Spellcheck needed.

This is buried too far down too late at night to get the attention it deserves. 

Okay Popeye’s Katie, you got me. I saw your press release story introducing a “12-hour drive-thru,” and I was intrigued. I know that’s what you wanted, so congratulations. It worked. I clicked. I’m even writing about it. (jk.)

The dog thing kills me. She’s all for secure doors until it comes to leaving one cracked so she can walk her fucking dog because she’s too lazy to shut the door??? That’s some strong privilege right there.

Given your handle, don’t forget the bread. 

Your posts always make me smile.

Nelson has never been shy about expressing his political views. He just does it in a sane manner, so it probably doesn’t garner headlines like assholes like Ted Nugent. I think there’s an old story about him enjoying a blunt with Jimmy Carter’s son (grandson?) on the White House roof. Could be apocryphal, but you get…

Agreed. So many posts seem to forget the subject matter to see whoever can come up with the most insulting nickname.

The lie that the South had these great generals has been perpetuated for so long that it is now represented as a given. The truth is that these sad leaders were just as dishonorable and stupid as their cause.

Yeah. Too bad he’s not in a position (like being a US Senator) where he could actually institute change. So “having a conscience” means putting in the time to find a cushy lobbying job and to build up your pension all while sitting on your hands and having a net effect of zero. Heroic.

Waiting for the first white person to ask if it’s ok if he uses the term in 3...2...1

I used to encounter this exact same situation years ago...when my kids were like 7 years old.

I saw you starred some old posts. Wanted to let you know that coming from you, I really appreciate that.

Only Good Coach I ever had was Leon Donahue. He played guard for the Cowboys in the Ice Bowl. All the other wannabe coaches would yell and scream all the time. He never did. Oh. Except that one time when he was truly pissed at the defense, grabbed the biggest helmet and lined up at right guard. I have never felt…

“Nurmagomedov-McGregor II will be by far the biggest fight in MMA history”

Oh, ok Brett. We’re all good now. GTFO.