Rereading my Deadspin comments the day after that discounted fifth of Grey Goose seemed like a bargain. 

I was excited to fill in that circle in the voting booth. It’ll be a tough win for Gillum, but first time in a long time I was hopeful about our government.

Or Trump can, for one day, just as an experiment for shits and giggles, tell the truth and then check the search results.

I guess everyone will want to go to Ashe, but the first week matchups are generally blowouts and the second week is crazy expensive. Best match I ever saw was a grandstand match when Sanguinetti beat Srichipan 6-3 4-6 6-7 7-6 7-6. The Thais were banging their thunder sticks and the Italians were going crazy. Point…

I don’t watch Donald Trump press conferences. Donald Trump is an asshole. Get the parallel?

I don’t watch much football. The Jets are not going to make the playoffs. Tell me I’m wrong. 

2018. The year that the president is calling The New York Times “fake news” but articles are parsing the veracity of The National Fucking Inquirer. Just fucking kill me right here and now.

“DrummerDave: I’ve seen several black people flying the Confederate flag”

I moved from California to Florida (yeah, I know) and it was jarring for kids to call me sir or Mr. Carl. My first reaction was to tell them “just call me Carl” but after some thought, I realized that I was undermining their parents’ teaching. So I roll with it. How anyone can see a child calling an adult “ma’am” as…

“The teacher reportedly acknowledged saying it, but said she wasn’t serious, and thought Tamarion knew she wasn’t serious.”

Good! No, great. Just fucking great. DeAndre, you are the man we all hope that we could be but never are. 

I’ve been gruntled since November 8, 2016. 

Like the watch and tried buying the god damn thing but no where on the site does it allow you to purchase it. Made an account on the website, got 10% off which doesn’t apply to this—that’s ok—but never once was there a prompt to buy it. 

Like the watch and tried buying the god damn thing but no where on the site does it allow you to purchase it. Made…

Swooosh! Love you Shep. 

Swooosh! Love you Shep. 

He apologized. Do you want to see him crawl across the floor?

Why does Derek got to be so sad?

This guy is so slimy. I read that the reason Mueller didn’t request that he testify against Trump is that defense would point out what a shit he is and devalue his testimony. Oh, but the truths he could tell off the record.

This guy is so slimy. I read that the reason Mueller didn’t request that he testify against Trump is that defense would point out what a shit he is and devalue his testimony. Oh, but the truths he could tell off the record.

Tear them down. Tear them all down. “The racist South dies only as its citizens die and are replaced, every so slowly, by young people who grow up somewhat more enlightened.”

Peggy,