Studies and fancy cipherin’ be damned. I regularly have to travel from Dallas to SA, and that road is a godsend. Traveling directly through that shit hole (traffically speaking) of Austin is a nightmare.

Wow, a lot of things going on here. Did the system actually take out the incoming missiles?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/us-retaliation-missile-firing-navy-ship/story?id=42731594

Not even a little bit weird. Do you watch baseball much?

Really? Good hustle, but I saw a lot more Cadillacing to the end zone from the RB than play of the year.

“Patrick, this is irresponsible.”

Are you fucking serious?

Who the hell is Marie?

What does the “entertainment” value of a TD have to do with its celebration? And who, exactly, is it embarrassing for? You? I mean, did you even read what you wrote?

Because I’m an idiot, can someone tell me why the two-step process to unlock the phone only happens sporadically? Sometimes I have to touch ID to unlock, then press home button; other times it just opens like before. I thought it was a timeout issue, but it seems to be random.

Military dudes strokin’ it to military jargon.

Every industry has ‘em!

NBC News also reports that the suspect, or suspects, fired at police earlier when they were pulled over.

“This horrific 10-car pileup in upstate New York last week included a tractor trailer with faulty brakes spearing through traffic...”

So, uh, why aren’t any of the people closest to the burning car responding? I see at least three people just kinda hanging out and looking for their phones.

Kudos to everyone else responding so kindly to you, but the proper response is, “Fuck off, asshole.”

Or, what I like to call, “Setting A Good Example For 95% Of The Crap Developers Who Get Green-lit On Steam”.

The painful memories of loss (and also laziness) prevent me from posting pics, but I parlayed the insurance money from a totaled GMC S-15 Sonoma (excellent little truck!) into a 1971 Chevy Vega panel wagon, complete with a heavily modified and shoe-horned 400 small block. It was ridiculously quick, moderately…

“According to Conexion Del Rio, 69 year-old Lucila Robles was killed in her home following by the explosion of a truckload of airbag detonators that crashed in front of the house.”

“...Hillary Clinton is also letting the GOP off the hook for decades of strategic, institutional racism.”

If you’re going to insert a “clueless American” snipe in your post, don’t follow it with one of the most poorly constructed paragraphs this side of Vox. And you write for a living?

Careful with that edge, Eugene.