So, basically, he called a race much like Deadspin would call a race.

Silly little countries..

The most Gawker comment ever.

And how, exactly, does a crowd sound “suspiciously white and male”?

One would like to think so, but these are NBA basketball players. No more, no less. Maybe, MAYBE, 15% of the population cares about basketball, much less what its players say or do.

Hey look! It’s acceptably-racist-humor guy! Did you have anything loaded up if he went to Africa? If not, why?

Maybe don’t call the system “Autopilot”, Tesla.

Good for you, bull.

Can we get this moved over to the “Bears Doing Cool Shit” section? I like a good steak as much as the next guy, but I always pull for the the bull in these situations.

The Iran Hostage Crisis. I was 10 years old, so I’m sure I had “seen” other major stories, but this was the first one I recall being aware of, and it went on for well over a year. My father let me stay up to watch ABC News Nightline with him. (Ted Koppel and Nightline were literally borne out of this ongoing story.)

It…

You do know that ‘Nique is diabetic, right?

As many, many others have stated, you simply can’t have endless OT in soccer. That doesn’t make it any less of a sport. However, I will kinda sorta agree with your later “guessy shoot” take. I do wish there was a little more goalie skill involved. From the distance at which penalties are taken, it is a complete guess…

I think there’s something wrong with my browser. I can’t see the rest of the post, with the parts about exploitation of free labor while the coach is the (2nd) highest paid state employee and stuff. Should I just refresh, or...?

Yeah, but Cleveland is still Cleveland, and LeBron is still an (awesome) asshole. So...yay?

Defend the refs, sure. But the fact that this was not a goal is indefensible. How about having an official in a better position to call goals? Like, maybe, near the goal line? Radical thinking, I know, but in the sport where scoring is at the absolute highest premium, how is it that in 2016 there isn’t at least a pair…

Not even that. Just put someone on the line, near the goal, whose only job is goals. It may not be the case, but it certainly seems that most of these blown calls are so blatantly obvious that there is no need for goal line technology, just a pair of eyeballs closer than 30-40 yds away.

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I have no clue as to what you’re talking about, Junior.*

Phenomenal commentary, BookBoy. You really nailed it with the sad face emoji.

Why, exactly, would you like him any less after those comments? I really want to see you actually write the words justifying your comment.

I’d love to hear how this ruined Vin Scully for you. Did he make false statements? Is it a good thing that, in a country where people are dying in food riots, the well-to-do are (gasp!) part of the dictatorship? Fuck and no are the correct answers, Junior.

Please, by all means, enlighten us with your worldly views on…

Good grief. Even the cameramen dive.