Garth Brooks and the Beatles have six diamond albums apiece

Wow you’re like sooo cool and smart and interesting tell me more about how much you don’t interact with the world or care about pop culture.

Shania Twain actually has three diamond albums. “Up” is certified more on a technicality; it contained 2 CDs with different versions of the same songs, so it was counted as a double album and each sale counted as two units toward certification.

fucking snooze. So overrated

Aw, bless your heart, you special, special snowflake! I advise you to stay in the snowglobe that is Manhattan because the rest of the world is an over-stimulating place, full of unintentional multimedia exposure and new experiences.

you must be really fun at parties

this has gotta be satire right?

You really really mangled the information in the Vulture article. Many women have released diamond selling albums: Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Norah Jones, Alanis Morrisette, etc...

Funny think the first Diamond album, although the designation did not exist at the time. The Beatles Sgt. Pepper June 1967

Nah. Lionel Richie is still “Hello.” Sorry Adele.

It’s not much that a record can go diamond. It’s more just that a record can go diamond . . . in 2016.

What’s Ryan Leaf gotta do to get some love on this list?

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

She got the pipe

See? He’s classy like that.

True story: a distant family member matched with him on Tinder and he sent a car from Boston to New York to pick her up.

Well, Julian Edelman has always wanted to be Tom Brady. The metamorphosis is nearly complete.

Yeah, that looks like gloves.

an item was dropped to the ground but it appeared to be black medical gloves.

Nothing too bad yet. Nothing stronger than “Still nothing to prove or disprove either version of events.”