I loathe this team with the fury of one thousand suns, and I absolutely cannot stand that Goodell has given this fan base more “victim complex” ammunition. I’m supposed to feel sympathy for a group of fans that had the Celtics of the 60's and the 80's, the Bruins of the early 70's, multiple Red Sox titles in the…

Also helps when your receiver pushes the closest DB in the chest, creating separation.

Someone needs to photoshop that shit-ass Chopped polo onto Darnold in one of those sideline shots.

Sam Darnold looks like Magary.

I was beaten to the punch by about 4 hrs. Welp, 2017 is off to a smashing start for me.

They’ve already made that movie. It’s called Sudden Death, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

+1 Back Brain Kick

His eyes look..... animated. He looks like a jacked up Judge Doom.

Shooter was based on a book called Point of Impact by Stephen Hunter. The book was a fantastic read with so much more depth than the movie. Swagger was a Vietnam sniper in the book instead of the Gulf War, Memphis had much more depth, there was much more about the mentality of being a sniper, and the climax takes…

Victim complex? Check. Whining about a no-call? Check.

Yeah, apparently the Sconnies didn’t learn anything from electing, and then re-electing Scott Walker. Sad.

GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!!!!

I think they were fighting over the “actual” way to spell their last names.

It’s a blue hat with a generic, yellow C. It’s not a Cubs hat.

Tom Guiry, who plays him, is. I didn’t realize ol” Smalls got arrested in a Texas airport few years ago for headbutting a police officer while drunk.

I agree.

Edgy.

File this in the “No Fucking Shit” department.

I hope the NFL figures out a goddamn way to put the Super Bowl on President’s Day weekend. The fact that I currently can’t sleep my bourbon-induced hangover off in peace is, to put it simply, fucking un-American.

Better than their balls, I guess.