uhhh is this a safe space to talk about how we didn’t go to prom because we didn’t feel like it because high school was teh worst?

I was at my senior homecoming, looking hot and dancing my ass off, or so I thought.

My brother leaps off the toilet and runs out, pants around his ankles, dick a-swingin’ and comic books a-flyin’, and I proceed to vomit right into the bowl of his elephant sized poo. The splash back and the smell was...traumatic.

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.

Truly sorry it was rough for you, man. High school sucks. And you’re pretty fucking awesome.

Fuck them. You're fabulous.

I went to Christian schools where we didn’t have dances (we had “junior-senior” instead) so I’m really excited to live vicariously through everyone else’s stories.

My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

I feel robbed. ROBBED.

“ awkward boners . “

I never went to any school dance. My parents didn’t let me :(

Everything about this is weird.

Chokal-Ingam says he’s revealing his race ruse now because he heard that UCLA is considering strengthening its affirmative-action admissions policies. He says it’s a myth that affirmative action benefits the underprivileged.

I honestly hope he realizes, in many medical schools across the country, Asians are not considered a minority, as there are far, far more Asian medical professional students, than Hispanics, Blacks, and Anerican-Indian/Pacific Islander.

Dammit Rishi!

Babby Ruth is still cuter. Ha-RUMPH.

What you should do when your neighbors are rudely having loud sex is throw an even louder Parisian carnival themed wedding on your porch.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK! You sir are a national treasure!