Chet Haze is seriously one of the most embarrassing celebrity offspring.

Please tell me the son was Chet Haze. Because then I could say that SJP and I shared something special.

haha Can ya blame her?

She says that she used to sleep in bed with her mother (and her parents slept in separate bedrooms), so he didn't get a chance to molest her.

she has a bit of a cara Delavigne thing going on in this photo. Or CDL has a marial hemingway thing going on now?

rofl

This is going to be that show that I reminisce about to my future kids and they're like "mom literally nobody has heard of that. Why are you so embarrassing."

I just finished watching the finale. Gonna go cry now. This was seriously one of the most genius shows on television and nobody watched it.

Earlier was making fun of teens having meltdowns over Zayn leaving One Direction, but I kinda understand how they feel, because I was SO BUMMED after the finale last night. I fucking LOVE the Kroll Show. I've been Niece Denise and Bobby Bottleservice for Halloween and my friend is trying to get me to be Liz G (I GOT…

Sorry, I had to leave out my favorite character Liz's niece Denise, so none of this was easy for me.

Very much so disappointed that there is no mention of Bobby Bottleservice in addition to, bro.

"I think, like, a lot of women want to drink something that's, like, medium thick."

Uuuuuuuuugh. I wish I could say that piece surprises me, but it doesn't, especially knowing who wrote it.

I am going to print all the responses, so I can buy make up for my girlfriend. This is the best!

NOT THE ETHNICS!