Is there a safe space for anyone who is not turned off by Shia LaBeouf’s mohawk/rattail braid? [E Online!]

F.B. Purity. It is a lifesaver.

Dax and Kristen are really adorable and Jenny Slate KNOWS ME.

I have been having that dream with surprising regularity as of late. Distressing.

Allowed to transfer = letting them make it look like it was their choice to leave, rather than expelling them. They deserve expulsion and whatever other consequences come with that.

Such a frustratingly common story.

YES. I love that and Acceptable in the 80s. I happily get them stuck in my head for days.

That’s the difference, really. His songs are meant to be listened to while in an altered state.

ETA: Merrymaking is a legit jam.

I had the misfortune of going there (Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg) for a work thing a number of years ago, and my god, it was just horrible in every way.

Hair aside, she is REALLY pretty.

F.B. Purity! It used to be called Facebook Purity but I guess they got threatened with a lawsuit or something. It is the best.

I’ve never tried it but it just seems like overpriced crap. I can get better stuff from the dollar store, no lie.

On Facebook at least, yes! There are other add-ons and extensions where you can make your whole internet experience Kardashian-free, but sadly I can’t remember which they are.

If you use Firefox, get the “F.B. Purity” add-on and it will let you block the ticker, the games section, key words, etc. It may be on other browsers as well. It has made Facebook much more useable for me.

I use a browser extension where I can block key words from my Facebook feed, and “Younique” and “Jamberry” were the first words I added. Third was “Crossfit”

I was recently ambushed in a grocery store by an Avon rep who insisted I take a catalog from her. I could not believe Avon is actually still a thing.

He is definitely kicking our asses at living our best lives

Very well played.

I am kind of expecting they’ll hire some guy instead, but fingers crossed. Ugh.

Oh man, this is so disappointing. Here’s hoping they find another woman to step in.