Too poppy.

HEY LOOK everybody! There's a flag on the far right! I'd been missing it!

Cable Plan!

You guys are idiots. This song is very deep.

Yoko says Open Your Box!

I am recycling.

Pictured above: a random gay gentleman, Helena Bonham Carter, that guy from Dresden Dolls, an autistic man, a blind man, Drinks PBR

Thoughtcrime!! Thoughtcrime!!

I like cats, they're shitheads but honest about it.

Even if it paid so well you could move out of mom's basement?

I don't get it. Is this some kind of Animal House reference? It's way over my head. This is one bubble I can't pop.

Everytime I see the word bukkake, I can't help but read it in George Takei's voice.

I read that as blumpkin. I don't think I couldn't stomach this film. Those people from Die Antwoord literally make me feel physically ill when I see them. There's something grotesquely unnatural about them.

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She looks fantastic. Seriously.

Walking Lizards!

I know, right? Risking his life in multiple ways to save many others?! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

I can't go into detail, but I have it on good authority that Manson has been "dabbling" in Molly and Heroin. One of his (presumably many) girlfriends also recently aborted his baby. I don't know if he is aware of that, but the guy is obviously a disaster, to appear on television so obviously messed up.

I loved Peter Jackson's remake Alive Alive

I love that all the new dads are smoking in the waiting room. Not for one second will their little guys have to live with clean, awful smoke-deprived lungs! Not in our America! *goes outside for a smoke*