That… doesn't strike me as an insult. A corncob is a satisfying girth and admirable length. The texture may be too intense for some folk, but overall, 'tis a fine phallus.

Herschel is Jonas Salk. Nobody can take that away from him.

Sometimes you gotta rock out. Roads be damned.

Oh that is fantastic.

Uh, well, 12 people dead, another dozen or so sick and weak, and the A team on the run for supplies. What are they gonna do, send Beth and Asskicker out there with a screwdriver? Have fun?!

hahaha, I saw the exact same expression. If it was intentional, it was a great bit of dark humor to throw in.

They ought to stop inviting rock stars in general. That girl from Paramour who they had last week contributed absolutely nothing to the show.

"Hi kids, I'm Chris Brown. Recently I was involved in another violent episode, so I'm here to speak to you today about controlling your anger. You see, we all want to hurt people and see blood and stuff, right? But you've got to slow down and use your mind. Like when I'm with Rihanna, I don't use my fist anymore. I…

Oh please please please lock this piece of shit up and lose the keys.

Old, maybe, but so what? I'll be old with you and say that music was better then.

Yeah, I don't know why but I thought slightly slightly better of him than that. He has a reputation for being smart and articulate, but he came off as a complete idiot last night.

Huh. I assumed all DVR were equal. AT&T Uverse allows me to adjust start/stop times, so I have everything preprogrammed to record an extra quarter-hour.

I just realized that Sasha strongly resembles an ex-girlfriend of mine.
(Still rooting for her, though.)

I don't think anybody can be as annoying as Furlong.

I'm a Carl apologist for the foreseeable future. The little guy really endeared himself to me last season. But that silencer is patently ridiculous.

They always seem to have a shitty lineup. Nicotero was kinda interesting, and I really want to hear more about his career in general, but TD is background because I'm too lazy to change the channel.

Are you Pepsi Jr?

She'll have a lot to sing about!

I can't wait until she starts cooking meth.

I want to say something silly about your protected tweets but I'm tired and I'm not funny. (I followed)