What really makes me feel old is when the girls I sleep with don't know any of my references.

I imagine that I'll be in those shoes one day. Lately I've been really freaked out that all of the people who I admire and respect will be dead soon. I don't think a single person I consider great is younger than 55. (edit: I am 31)

Not know any of these peoples' music, I actually misread that and One Note and Jonas Bros.

I've never liked a single song he had anything to with but sociopathic megalomaniacs are pretty fascinating.

Holy crap, that's right on point.

A regular guy with a regular income would have been charged and convicted of assault for that camera batting is all I'm saying. Money talks.

Yeah, bitch!

Talking, Sun

Forgetting about how annoying paparazzi are, maybe Kanye will finally shut up about being so persecuted. Any regular guy on the street who did what he did, caught on camera, would be locked up right now.

Erect vagina is stunning.

Having had two episodes to think about it, I don't want to see Michael Sheen's knob. Ever. No Caplan boobs tonight made Carls Best sad sad.

Somebody gotta die.

@avclub-48503ae76db889fbde04dc3d052b02f7:disqus You would compromise, FRENCH.

@avclub-80bc853838cd47a7af0904d054d90cc4:disqus WELL HELLO MISTER FANCY PANTS!

Have the Rolling Stones killed. Do as I say!

Julie Taymor totally missed out on her Golden Opportunity.

Oh, I didn't mean to be a dick about that. Just something I noticed, along with every other commenter here. Oh course, we could all be wrong if it turns out that he is referring to depraved sentient molecules of oxygen. I can't do better than that awful quip, sorry. It's been a rough day.

Arthur C. Clarke killed puppies while raping children. Y'know, for fun.

Space hairspray has 10x the holding strength. Travel in style!!

Well, Einstein did bang his cousin, and so did Hitler, so I guess creepiness comes in all shapes and sizes? It's a great day to be sad.