We've been broadcasting radio signals into space for more than a century (or so) and our signals have reached the nearest stars. If there is life anywhere close enough to come and visit us, they probably took a look at our WWI & WWII news reports and decided to stay the hell away until we get our shit together.

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@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Would you ask a megnetar that question?

British accents like his conjure irrational violent feeling in me.

Ironically thems ain't the only nuggets with bones http://www.cbsnews.com/8301…

He misspelled deprivation.

Higher acceleration equals higher mass, which creates a slower passage of time. You need to account for the mass of the ship and the various stages of acceleration, including multiples of light speed. In fact, this is your homework assignment. I want your calculations on my desk in the morning and no using the…

Are you accounting for various warp levels?

Spoilers wah wah. Newsflash, people: Rosebud was a sled.

@avclub-d301bce59916e4713089b7b3c335635a:disqus Well, I think you should.

Definitely not a popular opinion, but I think all of his movies are terrible. Fulci, too.

I don't drink soda. *raises nose*

For fuck's sake ma'am, take a breathe!

Rata

Yes, the formatting is crap. Yes, I am posting this to my Tumblr. The editor in me cringes nonetheless.

So you're one of those creatures, eh?

Si puta! Magnetos!

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus totally valid point

Also, Snoop. Assuming "beeyatch" counts.

Huell was reasonably featured in season 4, bitch.