Fuego, chica!

Yes another remake I won't be watching, but it did get me in the mood to watch the original Robocop so.. there's that, I guess.

It doesn't suck… IT BLOWS HARD!

That made about as much sense as YOUR FACE!

this song sucks you idiot do you like marinaandthediamonds .

Now you're talking; two of my favorite 80s comedies.

I enjoy pointing out to people that they are, in facts, objects. Makes for great historical chats.

They walk. And talk. And walk and talk and walk. Walk walk walk! Talk talk talk! The Walking and Talking Deeeaaaaaaaad!

My guacamole is 99.1 percent pure. A better guac means customers pay more. A higher purity means a greater yield. That’s $130 million of profit that isn’t being pissed away by some sub-standard cook. Now you listen to me. You’ve got the greatest guac cook in Am – no, the two greatest guac cooks in America – right…

I don't know what that means, and since I don't know what it means, I'm going to take it as an insult. Tread lightly, my friend. Tread. Lightly.

Maybe I'm too young, but I don't think those guys were all that subversive.. I agree about GB2 tho.

You are your dark fetish for all things triangular!

Touche`

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that sounds like one annoying song.

I thought the waiter joke was a nice touch of realism. Every time I've ever tried to have a serious conversation in a restaurant (esp family restaurants) I am undercut by the help. No, I don't want anymore coffee, I'm trying to express a deeply-rooted secret!

All these civil rights / race-in-America movies are so boring and cliche, so why bother? We already know exactly what goes down in these films *cues heartful string swell*

As somebody working on a ultra-low-budget film script, your words are oddly comforting.

If she ever does comment on this I hope she says, "Nobody can pronounce your last name and I make more money than you, so suck it." I don't care about her, or the VMAs, but his comments are incredibly sexist and pure slut shaming. Eating disorder? Fuck off!

Lessons in advanced etymology and linguistics: now THIS is why I read AV Club.

Yeah but being as smart as a trained dog is probably like being a severely retarded pig, so..