Yes you're right; you've got to read those Disney contracts with a microscope or you'll end up on a farm someplace..

Wow, George Lucas was a fucking douchebag even way back then.

Poor Johnny..

This is as good a place as any to bring up something that's been on my mind for the past, oh, 15 years: Is horror leaning too hard on the slasher/gore genre or is it just me? I want to be excited about a new horror movie, I really do, but I prefer my horror squarely in the fantasy realm. Zombies, monsters in general,…

Teenage angst paid off well, now she's bored and old.

Speaking of show titles, is Dexter the only show that has a title card at the beginning of each episode? I have never noticed this with another show. Now, I don't watch a ton of TV but it does seem.. odd.

Seconded! I'm not even really watching it anymore, I keep it on in the background while I read the Breaking Bad comment section and make fun of this show here. If I enjoy a show I save it on my dvr to rewatch (even Walking Dead gets this privilege). Dexter sees the axe right after I half-watch it. I'm confident…

I just watched the series TWICE from beginning to end, let's be blue-buddies.

You would have some inside knowledge about colon discoloration, McPickleshitter.

That's exactly what I noticed.

Ugh. 20 year olds.

There are so many things I want to say about this show, every episode, but the fact of is matter that I am speechless. As a matter of fact, speech fails me.

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!

Pink is NOT Dexter's color.

I REFUSE!

Hank must die. Marie too.

I don't know, Skylar could have cracked by now but her resolve to keep her mouth shut (did anybody else think she was silent with Marie because she thought she might be wearing a wire?) tells me that she will do what she needs to in order to keep Walter and herself out of jail.

FUCK YOU DEXTER, I'M WATCHING BREAKING BAD.

I like Don't Ask Me! It's a bit silly but fun. I sing in my car a lot and that song is a favorite bit of fluff to belt out.

I've never been a Roseanne hater; she may be repulsive to some, or annoying, or simply not funny, but regardless of what people think of her she broke ground for women comedians, had a hugely successful television show, and broke the sitcom family mold. I'm not a big fan (and I've never seen her stand-up, so I can't…