I’m glad I discovered Culver’s at middle age. If I grew up around them, I’d be 800 pounds. At this age, I can only handle that kind of abuse once every couple of months.

ground brisket is a waste of fucking delicious (and expensive af) brisket

When the players are tossing warm up before the game is pretty cool too, for this phenomenon. They’ll start out like 60 ft apart and one dude just starts taking steps back as they toss, until they’re tossing back and forth from the foul line to past CF. It’s transfixing to watch.

If you've ever been in a ballpark, or better yet, on the field to see someone make a throw like this, it's one of the most insane physical feats one can witness. It sounds so dumb, but the ball seems to warp and move through space in a way that seems impossible. It's also very disheartening when trying to walk onto…

Oh, and GM’s “Lets turn on the reverse lights for any goddamn reason other than driver is reversing” system

One of the finest things in sports is mlb.tv’s “Park” audio option, with no sounds but the crack of the bat and the snap of the glove and a pleasant background hum of the audience.

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

Say what you will, but Happy Gilmore has a record too. Only guy to ever take his skate off and try to stab a guy. A record is a record.

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

The loose A-Pillar cover screams “hastily returned to stock.” 

From the ad:

Did she ever. She also told me that one time, some dude she was dating back in the day hit her, so being a seamstress, she waited until he passed out drunk in bed, stitched him into his sheets, and beat the fuck out of him with a club. She said he was crying and screaming and she told him to shut up and take his…

Non-Porsche guy - Hey nice seats, leather?

Let me don my thinking garage and ponder that...

Wants $25k, couldn’t be bothered to clean his spooge off the driver’s seat.  Or fix that A-pillar cover.  This one has the signs of rode hard, put up wet, oh shit something is wrong it’s time to sell.....CP.  

“/s” not needed. This statement is 100% factual information.

Usually it has to do with one of the tires PSI being off from the other. Even as little as a 1.5PSI differential can cause a dramatic crash such as this! It’s wise to invest in a high quality and accurate digital pressure gauge so this never happens.

The stripe is actually a white flag saying Nissan gave up.

America F*** Yeah!

I send my dog in first to eat up the stale chips and french fries